I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
- Application: What is your desired major?
- Me: Marrying rich
Being happy never goes out of style.
— Lily Pulitzer (1931-2013)
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
I can’t think of anything more perfect than something that you thought was gone returning.
— Ezra Koenig (x)
marrying someone who’s rich won’t make you happy, it will make you rich and happy
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”